(My shoot started here. It was tranquil, pretty and only in the 70's.)I was on one of the craziest, hottest, most insane and surreal shoots of my life all of last week and though it's been more than 4 full days since we accidentally wrapped (our last subject ran off to the Dominican without telling us), I have not fully recovered. While the stories that happened are barely beauty-related (besides dragging my cohort to Sephora while carrying 60 lbs of work stuff in a heat wave because I needed to r e l a x). And for what it is worth, Around Me and Google Maps aren't the greatest app for determining distances. If I can think of a way to tell you some stories that don't incriminate, embarrass or get me fired, I will. As my cousin Wormer can testify, odd things happen to me and often make good stories.
At least while I was out, I found a fantastic styling tool, some beautiful eye shadow especially for the fair skinned, dark eyes and haired girls, one of the most amazing concealers I have come across recently and a really nice skin scrub that is transforming my miserable cuticles.
So stay tuned. And I will try to figure out a way to tell you at least part of what happened to me last week. I just don't want to get Two Birds, One Blogged.*
*Two Birds, One Blog is an off color, downright rude, funny blog my co-workers read like the Bible. However, while she tried to be anonymous, all of her work stories were discovered, she was fired and I think may be in the process of fighting a law suit. Or maybe it didn't go that far. Either way, I like being employed, so I will have to think of a way to protect the innocent/guilty/whatevers.
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