Never Ask the Kids...

Lemme share with you an email content that somehow made my day yesterday....Science Exam Questions answered by Kids:Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.Q: How is dew formed?A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow.Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.Q: What happens to your body as you age?A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinentalQ: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death..Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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